May 2012
3 tags
I never thought I would develop a little bit of...
Theres just some things you life you cant forget.
2 tags
Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...
Hula Teacher: "Pudge" is a fish?
Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said 'a tuna sandwich'. I can't give Pudge tuna!
Lilo: Do you know what tuna *is*?
Hula Teacher: Fish?
Lilo: IT'S FISH! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna!
Hula Teacher: Lilo! Lilo, why is this so important?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.
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How could you sweet talk me?
geleeeezy:
Basically, you used me for your own benefit. You told me things I wanted to hear, and I believed you. You weren’t even looking for a relationship, just a foolish girl like me to toy around with until you got bored. Why would you do this to me? I can’t believe I actually started developing feelings for you too. You’re a fucking asshole.
